NPO

What’s a NPO? A Non-player orchestrator? Nighttime Party Opossum? Need Pirate Olfactory?

Actually, NPO stands for "Non-profit Organization." In the future, this page will link to a webpage for the organization that runs Anime Milwaukee. For now, enjoy a story about pigeons.

Pigeons are one of nature's most cunning and dangerous creatures. If you have ever tried to catch a pigeon, you will find that their evasion skills make the feat nigh impossible, no matter how many construction-paper feathers you tape onto your arms. Pigeons are vicious animals with sharp taloned-toes. The reason that a pigeon’s toes point inward is so that they can more fully claw you with their feet. If a pigeon ever cut you with its talons, it would cut your whole face, right off. Pigeons are usually seen eating crumbs and garbage, but that is only because it breaks the code of their sacred order to be seen hunting small game. This is all a pre-cursor for the eventual pigeon takeover, known colloquially as the Pigeo-geddon.